[Tall Guy]

Soz, Thor – Gran Canaria was fine, thanks, once we’d changed rooms after an incursion of Giant African Cockroaches. I threw the first one out, assuming that it was a one-off, but the next morning either it or another one (they’re hard to tell apart) returned, so I caught it and took it to reception and threatened to release it unless they found us another room, which they did.

After that, it all went swimmingly, thank you.

And I expect this thread to blow up, now Kev’s here 😉